February 2012
1 post
January 2012
12 posts
the conversation between a teacher and a girl in...
teacher: so what's three facts about yourself!
maddy: i like sci-fi
teacher: oh what films?
maddy: uh, i, uh, i don't watch films, i watch the tv shows
teacher: oh, okay well what's some other facts about yourself?
maddy: my favourite colours blue and um, um i don't watch tv
teacher: i thought you just said you liked sci-fi tv shows?
maddy: oh yeah, uhm, well, if i watched tv i'd like sci-fi
class: ...
I've Become What I've Always Hated.: As some of... →
dubstepmakesmemoist:
As some of you may already know, my girlfriend and I (Jess) are in a ldr and have been dating for a little over a year now.
I myself live in Melbourne whilst she lives in Brisbane.
It’s very difficult for us to see each other considering our age and the situations we are constantly in and…
If you guys could help, it would mean a lot to them both.
December 2011
17 posts
New Years Resolutions
Every year I make the same types of resolutions on New Year’s Eve. “I want to diet/get skinny/be happy with myself/get self-esteem”. Of course now I sound like a whiney 12 year old bitch on Facebook, but it’s true. Body image affects everyone.
In Australia, 2011, some statistics were recorded:
45 per cent of women and 23 per cent of men in the healthy weight range think...
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
perfected-flaws asked: I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A FANTASTIC DAY.
perfected-flaws asked: I'm sorry you had such an awful day. <3 Are you alright now?
Anyone wanna read about my #whitepeopleproblems?
So. The day started off me just chilling around with my bestfriend, buying tadpoles. The norm. Then, I had to go to work at 5:30. I was already pissed off enough that I had to work from 5:30 - 10:30, as I hate working 5 hour shifts as it’s long enough to get me to do a lot of work, but short enough so they don’t have to give me my 45 minute break. The main part of my day which pissed...
Anonymous asked: Why did you stop your ranting D: and Pokemon D: i liked both :(
November 2011
6 posts
Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dót)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body...
October 2011
23 posts
I lost 2 followers.
I’M SORRY I DON’T REBLOG PRETTY MEN, GAWD.
aalwaysattract asked: be my bitch
alex-david-turner asked: I love your blog :3 <3
My penis is humongous.
When everyone on your Tumblr is really good at...
“It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It’s probably the best drawing I’ve ever done.”
